this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth
It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision
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|—||me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via spockular)|
when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
“CORGI DOWN! I REPEAT, CORGI DOWN IN THE MUD!!!!! And as usual her accomplices are looking the other way!”