December 2011
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
so next year will be the first time in 10 years...
A dramatic reading of some girl on facebook
Imagine in 20 years when your son comes from...
Son: Mum, I got detention.
Me: OMG, what did you do?
Son: I hit a kid.
Me: Well you know that will cost you a month without internet.
Son: But that kid said Harry Potter sucks.
Me: COME IN HERE MY BOY, YOU MADE ME SO PROUD. I KNOW I'VE RAISED YOU WELL HEDWIG CROOKSHANKS.
I'm pretty sure
you hate me now and it bothers me a tad even though we were never good friends or anything but had mutual respect and liking and I guess you don’t like me anymore, even though I’m not sure how I was in the wrong in that last situation…because I wasn’t, and the first one you said you understood but maybe you changed your mind
I love
learning a song to try out for a trio part in the Winter concert and then the day of the try outs we find out one of the girls isn’t coming and doesn’t even know her part even though for weeks she’s been saying how she already knows all three parts. Fuck you.
Of course
People like my shit drawings but I put one up I think is decent and not one person likes it. Does it suck that bad? Maybe I’m stuck up now because of the usual amount of people who like my drawings but hey I put effort into those fuckers
